Hello, lads. I am Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls, a bureaucrat of the Plants vs. Zombies Wiki, administrator on the SpongeBob Wiki and rollback and pending changes reviewer on Wikipedia.
|*rude and malicious message*
||I will smash your face into a car windshield and then I'm gonna take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
|*pick up lines*
||Get off my wall, you disgusting pervert.
|I'm blocked/banned from chat.
|I'm blocked/banned from chat on *wiki I'm an admin on*.
||Oh, then forget what I said before. Let's discuss.
|Do you see kangaroos frequently?
||No, you stereotypical racist.
|Where did you get a hand grenade?
||I don't know.
|*spam or some crap*
||*removes message from wall*
|Can I be an admin?
|I wanna be your girlfriend.
||Awww...I'm flattered. :3
|I hope you die.
||Good news, I'm not immortal.
|Can I be your friend?
||No. At least not until I've known you better.
|I stole your cookies.
|Can you be an admin on my wiki?
||Eh, not really. I'd rather earn it TBH.
|Did you rip this off from KockaAdmiralac?
Do's and Don'tsEdit
You can send me a friendly hello.
You can ask me to go on chat (unless I'm banned).
You can ask me for help on the wiki.
You can give me a warning if I break the rules. (Admins only)
You can tell me why I'm blocked/banned from chat. (Admins and chat mods only)
You may NOT send me a message that breaks the rules.
You may NOT advertise your wiki.
You may NOT request I unblock you on the Plants vs. Zombies Wiki or Encyclopedia SpongeBobia. Unless you're a sock, just wait it out.
You may NOT steal my cookies.
You may NOT question my links to the Mafia. It's probably false anyway.