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The Supreme Argonian

aka Dylan

  • I live in Kenny's Messenger
  • I was born on November 28
  • My occupation is Student
  • I am Penguin
  • Bio "It's not about surviving. Anyone can do that. Anyone can block their emotions and be a machine. It's easy. It saves us pain. But it also takes away love. It's about living; laugh at a joke, smile at a friend, weep at the death of someone you hold dear. Now that, that takes real courage."

    "Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for ends up being the one pulling the trigger."

    "You're like snow; beautiful but cold."

    "In a world without gold, we might've been heroes."

    "Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it."

    "For you, I was a chapter. For me you were the book."

    "The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."

    "Behind every beautiful thing there's some kind of pain."

    "You knew exactly what you were doing. That's what hurts the most."



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    THANKS😉!

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    Where were you when the dragon broke?
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Where_were_you_when_the_Dragon_Broke%3F


    Las Malvinas son Britanicos🇦🇷!

    Independencia Cataluña🇪🇸!

    Gibraltar Britanico para siempre🇬🇮!





    MANCHESTER 23/05/2017



    MANCHESTER WILL STAND TOGETHER

    ONE LOVE FOR ALL

    STAY STRONG OUR KID

    UNITED WE STAND

    WE ARE NOT AFRAID





    I ♥ MANCHESTER






    🙂PLEASE HELP IMPROVE THE WIKI WITH THIS PETITION🙂:
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000043859


    It's Dylanmcnp. I changed my name.

    😎Member of TESWiki since Saturday 31 December 2016😎


    I'm from, and live in Manchester🐝, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland🇬🇧.
    My birthday is the 28th of Sun's Dusk.


    My KiK: The_Supreme_Argonian
    KiK me if you want to join an RP group with me, Kcire, Sithisilith, Ender, Scuba and Crow😝.



    For any new users:

    Welcome to the /d have a http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Fishy_Stick! Be sure to check out the http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/TES:Discussions?useskin=oasis guidelines. Enjoy your stay! We'll no doubt scare you away soon enough😓.

    I recommend you read my guide to the Discussions😗: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000045027



    Make sure you familiarise yourself with the http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/TES:Discussions?useskin=oasis guidelines. If not Odi will get angry😨. Trust me, you wouldn't like Odi when he's angry (you probably wouldn't like him anyway, but don't tell him I said that). Only kidding Odi, we love you really😇.


    Fancy a good old chinwag? Then check out our very special Chat😛:
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Chat?useskin=oasis




    Loyal second-in-command of the almighty Argonian Uprising, led by Emperor Sithisilith🎉.

    The Argonian Uprising has conquered all of Tamriel. We went though loads; Daedra, tiger dragons, Maomer, to name a few. Now, we have named Tamriel 'Green Tree', and made The Green Empire🌲.

    After Kenny🐮(May All Bow to Him) showed the Khajiit that the Moons were stealing Khajiiti souls, they blew up the moons😐and declared themselves loyal to the Empire and the Hist (the Hist are Kenny's messangers on Nirn).


    I came up with Argonia's national anthem🤓:

    A disease a day keeps the Empire at bay
    And also makes sure the Dominion stay away
    But we fine Argonians are allowed to stay
    And now I've run out of things to say😮.






    IMPERIAL LEGISLATION OF RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES, RELIGION, AND REFORM



    This is the official document regarding the purpose and freedom of the races of Green Tree, as well as religious and social reforms that apply to all Imperial subjects🙋.

    All races can choose either a civilian job or a military job👷.

    Argonians: Their civilian purpose is to hold the highest positions of power in Green Tree. Their military purpose is to serve in Honour Guards🛡️.

    Khajiit: Their civilian purpose is to hold lower positions of power. Their military purpose is to serve in the Cavalry🐴.

    Bretons: Their civilian purpose is to work as teachers across Green Tree. Their military purpose is to serve as Battlemages✨.

    Orcs: Their civilian purpose is to work as blacksmiths. Their military purpose is to serve as City Guards🗡️.

    Imperials: Their civilian purpose is to work as healers across the continent. Their military purpose is to serve as Battlehealers➕.

    Nords: Their civilian purpose is to work the land as farmers. Their military purpose is to serve in the Navy🛳 .

    Redguards: Their civilian purpose is to work in construction. Their military purpose is to serve as Footsoldiers🏃.

    Dunmer: Their civilian purpose is to work as slaves. Their military purpose is to serve as Archers🎯.

    Altmer: Their civilian purpose is to work as judges and other officials. Their military purpose is to serve as Mages🔥.

    Bosmer: Valenwood has been ravaged. We carefully breed Bosmer as cattle for Wamasus. They serve no other purpose💀.

    All races may choose instead to work as merchants, innkeepers, et cetera. Note that this may only be done in their home province🏡.

    All races stay in their province unless their job requires them to move, such as Bretons for teaching. An exception to this rule is Cyrodiil. All races are free to live in Cyrodiil and choose a different job that will contribute to the Empire. For example, a Nord may move to Cyrodiil and choose to work for Nar. Co💊or for Royal Transport🚉.

    All major cities will be connected by Royal Tranport’s rail network, which is based in the Amber City🏙.

    Only Argonians and Khajiit may live in the Amber City. Anyone can visit, but not dwell there. The Elven Gardens District is now the Hist District, where Hist are planted🌲. The Talos Plaza District is now the Kenny Plaza District. This is home to the Monastery of Kenny🐮, where apprentice Kennyists learn the ways Kenny. For this reason, apprentices of all races can live here👨‍👨‍👦.

    The sewers💩have been rebuilt into the Underground District, where all non-Histfolk of the Amber City live. It is not a ghetto or slum️. It is merely another district.

    Unlike other cities, the Amber City is not guarded by Orcs. The Pope, who controls Cyrodiil and the Amber City, has assigned guard duties to his Histfolk Honour Guard🛡️.

    The Arena🏟is still in use🗡️. Prisoners under the death sentence💀are made to fight one-on-one. The victor will fight in the next match, and so on until they die. There will be matches every day.

    Regarding Kennyism🐮, anyone may become a Vicar, but only Histfolk may become Bishops♝and above. Kennyism is the legally required religion of Green Tree🌲. There will be a Temple⛪of Kenny and a Hist Tree🌲in every city. What used to be the Imperial Palace🏰is now the Palace of Kenny, where Kenny’s mortal form resides. The Palace is also where the Pope lives🏡.

    The Pope has the mind of a Hist, and so when he dies, he will be given a new body🙆which will form at the top of Kenny Tower, what used to be the White-Gold Tower.

    Rights of all Green Heart subjects:
    1) The right to correct education🔤.
    2) The right to shelter🏡.
    3) The right to food and water🍲.
    4) The right to work and purpose ⚒.
    5) The right to retire👴.
    6) The right to reproduce according to Imperial law regarding the matter👶.
    7) The right to a fair trial🔨.
    8) The right to military protection🛡️.
    9) The right to financial help from the Empire👮.


    The Empire provides these rights for its subjects. Any subject who feels they are not receiving all their rights may speak to their local Councillor📞.

    All subjects are required to marry and have two children🚸, one of either gender. The Hist will ensure that this happens. The Hist will only allow two children, so any attempts to have more will fail. Children can be had no more than halfway through a subject’s predicted lifespan (this is given at birth🎂). Each city will host monthly nights at local taverns for subjects to find a spouse💃.
    Homosexuality is permitted🌈, but same-sex couples must adopt children.

    It was considered unfair⚖that Histfolk had the same lifespans as Men, whilst Mer lived longer😕. So thanks to the power of Kenny🐮, all non-Histfolk races have an average lifespan of 200 years, whereas Argonians have an average lifespan of 500 years, and Khajiit 350.


    Each provinces will be ruled by a Governor or Governess. For example, Governess Shavee is in charge of Skyrim. Each region, such as the Holds in Skyrim, is now a County named after its capital city. Each County is ruled by a Councillor, who deals with local problems and is loyal to the Governor. All provincial titles, such as ‘Jarl’ and ‘Hold’ in Skyrim, have been replaced. Only Argonians may hold this position😎.

    The Councillors and their stewards will always be natives. Children who seem to be suitable candidates will be given a test. The best will then be taken into private education to prepare for their upcoming position. Governors, however, are always Histfolk.


    Note that the Bosmer are now considered cattle, and as such are not entitled to rights. The Dunmer are slaves, and so do not have rights either😠.


    End of Article. This is the Imperial Legislation of Rights and Liberties, Religion, and Reform.






    POPE SUPREME'S CRUSADERS OF KENNY ON SOLSTHEIM



    This document explains the private military forces of Pope Supreme. The Pope’s army resides on Solstheim, military capital of Green Tree. This army is called The Crusaders of Kenny.


    Settlements:
    Two new cities have been created, both with fully operational ports: Rodnara, a city which takes up the southern coastline of Solstheim, and is home to the Redguard Footsoldiers; and Chord, a port town which occupies the northern coastline of Solstheim, and is home to the Nord navy.

    There are also various outposts: The Archery Outpost, home to Dunmer Archers; The Cavalry Outpost, home to Khajiit Cavalry; The Battlemage Outpost, home to Breton Battlemages; The Battlehealer Outpost, home to Imperial Battlehealers; and The Mage Outpost, home to Altmer Mages.

    Fort Frostmoth has been rebuilt and made into Solstheim Headquarters. This is where the commanders reside, and rule the island and the army for the Pope.

    The Commanders:
    Bjorn the Faithful, Nord Naval Commander, male
    Adrazhan, Redguard Footsoldier Commander, male
    Ju’tranra, Khajiit Cavalry Commander, female
    Velyn Ildryth, Dunmer Archer Commander, male
    Vantus Quintin, Imperial Battlehealer Commander, male
    Holly, Altmer Mages commander, female
    Jean-Pierre, Breton Battlemage Commander, male

    Twelve villages have been constructed. These are fully walled and manned, and contain mills, farms, fishing huts, and mines. They are occupied by Bosmer, the only Bosmer in Green Tree to have rights and citizen status. There are also two Production Camps where Dunmer slaves work. All these establishments are ruled jointly by the commanders. There is a Healing House of Imperial Battlehealers in every settlement. There are multiple in Rodnara and Chord.

    The forces:
    Navy-
    The Pope’s navy fleet is made of 600 malachite warships, each the size of a large village. They are equipped with malachite flame cannons, malachite cannons and malachite machine guns. Each ship holds 100 Nord naval soldiers. These soldiers are equipped with malachite Armour. They carry a malachite bow on their backs, as well as a large supply of malachite arrows. They have two malachite war axes on their hips. There are also ten naval Battlehealers and five crew members on these ships. The fleet is capable of transporting all of Solstheim’s military to any location. In total, there are 69000 naval soldiers on Solstheim. They dwell in the city of Chord.

    Footsoldiers-
    The Pope’s main force is made up of Redguards. They reside in the city of Rodnara. Each Footsoldier wears a set of steel plate armour, and carries a steel greatsword. There are 120000 Footsoldiers on Solstheim.

    Battlemages-
    The Battlemages are Bretons who use Conjuration magic to summon creatures and weapons. They are equipped with ebony armour, and use their skills to summon creatures and weapons, such as bows and swords. There are 6000 Battlemages.

    Archers-
    Despite the Purge of Morrowind, many Dunmer remained loyal. They make up the Archers. They are equipped with scaled armour, and carry an oak bow and steel arrows, as well as a steel mace. There is also a branch of the Archers named Heavy Archers. They wear Dwarven Armour and are equipped with a Dwarven Crossbow and Dwarven bolts, as well as a Dwarven mace. There are 4000 Archers.

    Battlehealers-
    The Pope has a force of Imperial Battlehealers who heal their fellow soldiers. They use Restoration and Destruction magic. There are 2000 Battlehealers.

    Mages-
    The Pope’s Mages are some of the best in Green Tree. They are Altmer who have dedicated their lives to studying magic. They use all forms of magic, and wear special green robes that boost their magical power. There are 1000 Mages.

    Cavalry-
    The Pope has a Khajiit cavalry force on Solstheim. Each soldier rides a Wamasu. Normally they would do this manually, but it is done mentally via a Hist root instead. This is because the Wamasus are equipped with machine guns which are operated by the rider. There is also a Heavy Cavalry. This is the same as the normal Cavalry, except for the fact that the Wamasus are equipped with cannons instead of guns. There are 1500 Cavalry soldiers.


    Circular Formation:
    Every soldier on Solstheim is trained to fight using the Circular Formation. The Footsoldiers take up the front of the circle. The Navy is at the back. Archers are on either side. The Cavalry is at the very front. In the centre is the Pope and his Honour Guard, Heavy Cavalry and Heavy Archers. The Battlemages are at the front with the Cavalry. Battlehealers are all throughout the formation. The Mages are on the outside, next to the Archers.
    This formation has been tested and is effective. During a retreat, the Archers provide cover fire whilst the Navy goes ahead to prepare for departure if necessary. All soldiers know that they are to always stay in formation unless told otherwise by their commanders.


    Honour Guard:
    The Pope has an Honour Guard of Argonians. They wear Hist Armour, armour that has the shape and form of Daedric armour but is instead made of Hist wood. It glows like Daedric Armour, but in a vibrant mix of green and amber. They carry a Hist mace and a Hist shield, and are well trained in Alteration magic. However, the Honour Guard is based on Kenny's Messenger, and as such does not count towards Solstheim’s military. Captain Xena is in charge of the Honour Guard. She is the Pope’s personal assistant, and is perhaps the most loyal Argonian in all of Green Tree.

    Kenny's Messenger:
    The Pope also has a ship of his own made of Hist wood (it glows like Hist armour). It is the size of The Amber City, and is run by the Pope’s Honour Guard. It has many weapons, such as semi-automatic cannons and flamethrowers (all made of Hist wood). There is a dragon on it too, a special Hist dragon which is green and serves Kenny. It uses Hist energy instead of the Thu’um. The ship can float, go underwater and even fly. It is a city, and houses all the loyal and elite Argonian nobles of Kennyism. For this reason, the ship is named ‘Kenny’s Messenger’. It is commanded by Captain Xena.

    The Pope:
    The Pope himself also wears Hist armour. He carries a Hist war axe, coated in posion Hist sap (which causes the target to explode), in his right hand, and a Hist staff, which projects a bolt of Hist energy, paralysing its target and causing them insufferable pain, in his left hand. His war axe also has a constant enchantment which allows him to absorb the life essence from his foes.

    Note that thanks to the genius of Royal Craftsman Ender, Solstheim is now completely ash-free. It is instead lush and green, and therefore the land is fertile.

    The total number of soldiers on Solstheim is 301000.

    This is an official document of the Empire of Green Tree, regarding the army of Pope Supreme, Governor of Cyrodiil and Military Commander of Solstheim and its military forces.









    I'm the Pope of Kennyisnm, a religion I created to worship Kenny the Cow, in Whiterun. Kennyism is the main religion of Green Tree (Hist worship is a part of Kennyism)♝🐮.



    This is how Kennyism began:
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000028981
    😋


    If you wish to be a Bishop, ask here on the Off-topic post.



    Note that Kennyism is not permitted outside of the Off-topic post😭.



    All Hail Kenny! All Hail Kenny the Cow🐮!




    Spot the rabbit🐰:
    🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐰🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮

    Spot the dragon🐉:
    🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐉🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

    Spot the fish🐡:
    🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐡🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

    Spot the dove🕊:
    🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🕊️🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔







    What a fulfilling life you lead.




    Screw the Thalmor! Screw the Stormcloaks! And screw Bethesda for completely eliminating my social life😡.

    But mostly screw Teresa May and her tory government.



    I'm just a normal green Argonian, and an avid follower of Argonian supremacy😯. I mainly play Morrowind and Skyrim, but also a bit of Oblivion and Fallout: New Vegas💣. I'm also quite fond of the Assassin's Creed series.
    I'm an imperialist; we need to eliminate the concept of nations and borders to be truly united. I'm also an anti-thiest- religion has no place in today's world😲.

    Tambien hablo Español, porque soy medio Argentino y un quarto Español🇦🇷🇪🇸.

    #StopMilkingSkyrim😠

    "Do you get between a woman's legs very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't." - The best quote on the /d, by yours truly.


    "Fish are just water sheep"- Mr Riddle the Welshman.

    "Fishes is grammarly correct"- the most ironic quote ever by Pastah, a continental pizza obsessionist.




    If you're reading this, you're probably very bored. Here are some posts to be less bored. Or maybe more bored. Who knows?
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3083001982890280441 - Civil War Opinion Change (me)

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3075063005101164131 - Is Ulfric Stormcloak a Thalmor Agent (me)?

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3073582986273228670 - Could the Beastfolk Rule Tamriel (me)?

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3040790175379620879 - Why Skyrim will Fail as an Independent Nation (me)

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000061974- Editing Basics: Part One (Atvelonis)

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/2879774877382870756- Pro-Empire Argument (Aquilla)


    My builds:
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3080269906755716543 - The Singing Legionnaire🎶

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3072961641608906409 - Boethiah's Ambassador👁️

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/2961939642351355821 - The Wolf Heart🐶

    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/2945156982371256133 - Assassin of Honour💀



    Unscramble:
    #1- http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000056762
    #2- http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000064905
    #3- http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000065501
    #4- http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000079171
    #5- http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000085353
    #6- http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000091516



    Me playing the Skyrim theme on the piano (sorry for awful quality)😫:
    https://vimeo.com/236148109

    What is a Fishy Stick😐?
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Fishy_Stick

    The Off-Topic Post:


    Here's a picture:
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000085363




    Currently active games:
    Skyrim- The Singing Legionnaire
    Oblivion- Argonian assassin; Imperial warrior
    New Vegas- FudgeMuppet's 'Scientist'



    Wiki friends (I hope😬):

    🇨🇮The Beartooth, everyone favourite drunken homophobe🇨🇮
    🍁Mister Min-Maxer, the series master🍁
    💀Only1storm666, the totally-not-sadistic nice old woman💀
    🍄Your Telvanni Mushroom House, the Morrowind enthusiast🍄
    🧀The Cheese Lord of Nirn, a ginger who likes smokinf🧀
    📙Goreadabook1, my former sexual plaything📙
    😜Sheogorath2000CHEESE, obsessed with Cheese in all its forms😜
    👻That Skinny Draugr, who sadly departed👻
    😺L'Argonian de Geurre, a most ferocious kitten of war😺
    🗡️Emperor Sithisilith, the mighty leader of the Argonian Uprising🗡️
    😵Enderthemadman, the most insane Dunmer on Nirn😵
    🇷🇺B3war3TheD3cag0n100, our resident edgy communist homophobe🇷🇺
    🐮Argoniancow77, who used to be a sea-sailing pornographer🐮
    🙋Herma-Mora's Champion, Mexican know-it-all🙋
    🇷🇺OlfrikTheStormcloakVanguard, our resident edgy communist homophobe🇷🇺
    ⚖House Hlaalu, who I can always count on to play Connect Four with me at 1am⚖



    My favourite song is Californication, by the Red Hot Chili Peppers🌶:



    Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation🇨🇳
    And little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen quotation🇸🇪
    And if you want these kind of dreams
    It's Californication

    It's the edge of the world🗺
    And all of Western civilisation👨
    The sun may rise in the East☀
    At least it settles in the final location
    It's understood that Hollywood📸
    Sells Californication

    Pay your surgeon very well😷
    To break the spell of aging👴
    Celebrity skin is this your chin
    Or is that war your waging🔫
    First born unicorn🦄
    Hardcore soft porn😏

    Dream of Californication
    Dream of Californication

    Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world✨
    Be my very own constellation🌟
    A teenage bride with a baby inside👶
    Getting high off information
    And buy me a star on the Boulevard
    It's Californication

    Space may be the final frontier👾
    But it's made in a Hollywood basement
    And Cobain can you here the spheres
    Singing songs off Station to Station
    And Alderon's not far away
    It's Californication

    Born and raised by those who praise
    Control of population👨‍👨‍👧‍👦
    Everybody's been there
    And I don't mean on vacation😴
    First born unicorn🦄
    Hardcore soft porn😏

    Dream of Californication
    Dream of Californication
    Dream of Californication
    Dream of Californication

    Destruction leads to a very rough road🚙
    But it also breeds creation🏢
    And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar🎸
    They're just another good vibration
    And tidal waves couldn't save the world🌊
    From Californication

    Pay your surgeon very well😷
    To break the spell of aging👴
    Sicker than the rest, there is no test📄
    But this is what you're craving😍
    First born unicorn🦄
    Hardcore soft porn😏

    Dream of Californication
    Dream of Californication
    Dream of Californication
    Dream of Californication





    I actually didn't look that up, I know the lyrics off by heart😶. Yes, I have no life. I thought that much was obvious🙄.


    I'm in a band. We don't have a name yet🤔.




    Ideas for TES VI:
    It will feature a protagonist which you play as😮
    There will be locations to discover😱
    There will be people to talk to😬
    It will be part of the TES series😕
    It will be very buggy🙄
    It will most likely be milked for the next century or so😶
    None of us will live to see it💀
    You will be able to choose a race and customise it😸
    It will take place on Nirn🌍
    It will have better graphics than Skyrim😄
    It will introduce an incredible new combat system which requires you to smash attack until your enemies die😋

    My best ever post, and the birthplace of Kennyism🐮:
    http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000028981



    AND ON THE SIXTH DAY, GOD CREATED MANchester🐝.




    When Britain first, at heaven's command, 
    Arose from out the azure main, 
    This was the charter of the land, 
    And Guardian Angels sang this strain: 

    Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

    The nations not so blest as thee 
    Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall, 
    While thou shalt flourish great and free: 
    The dread and envy of them all. 

    Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

    Still more majestic shalt thou rise, 
    More dreadful from each foreign stroke, 
    As the loud blast that tears the skies 
    Serves but to root thy native oak. 

    Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

    Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame; 
    All their attempts to bend thee down 
    Will but arouse thy generous flame, 
    But work their woe and thy renown. 

    Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

    To thee belongs the rural reign; 
    Thy cities shall with commerce shine; 
    All thine shall be the subject main, 
    And every shore it circles, thine. 

    Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

    The Muses, still with freedom found, 
    Shall to thy happy coasts repair. 
    Blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned, 
    And manly hearts to guard the fair. 

    Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! 
    Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

    🇦🇮🇦🇺🇧🇲🇨🇰🇮🇴🇲🇸🇳🇺🇳🇿🇵🇳🇹🇨🇹🇻🇻🇬🇮🇳🇨🇦🇬🇮🇯🇲
    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧




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