Bacon is made out of pig skin, pig skin comes from pigs, pigs have 1 nose, humen have 1 nose, pigs can be used as test-subjects when trying to find cures for humen, yes i wrote humen, and not humans, but 'humans' is just ridiculous, i mean c'mon, does that mean you call men 'mans'? What about women? Are women called 'womans' now?! Seriously! Now where were I? Oh yeah, bacon. Pigs tails are short and curly, bacon can be curly if designed to be, sandwiches can probably also be designed to be like that, curly sandwiches taste bad, bacon egg sandwiches are pretty much just breakfast between 2 pieces of bread, I am only writing this much to have a reason for all of this to be a blog, pronouncing the word 'blog' sounds like 'block', blocks are b…Read more >
In 2001 US Police Number was 911, 9/11 happened at 9/11/2001, the terrorists behind 9/11 were not white, debut Garnet was not white, Garnet has 3 eyes, a terrorist has 2 eyes 3-2=1 9/11 was in 2001, 2001 was 14 years ago 14=13+1, 13 is unlucky number, 9/11 was a tuesday, tuesdays are 3 days before fridays, 3+10=13, 13 is the first year of being a teenager, the 9/11 terrorists weren't teenagers, teenagers don't have jobs, so teenagers couldn't have been in the buildings at 9/11 unless they were visiting they're parents, parents are adult, terrorists are adult, 9+11=20, people are young adults when they're 20, the terrorists behind 9/11 weren't 20, the attack was in 2001, 20+1=21, 21-20=1, illuminati has 1 eye. Busted.
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