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I love the feeling of Thanksgiving. I love the taste of thanksgiving - it is a meaty delight that overwhelms by body. Coconut milk does the same thing to me. It soothes me. It surrounds me in its wings, and protects me from the storm. It changes my clothing to celestial cowboy gear.
"Heeee Yawwwww I'm huntin' dem turkeys buckeroo!"
Turkey gives me a very special feeling. I don't know what to call this feeling. It's as if I'm nervous - nervous to the point that I start sweating. Blushing. Shaking. It makes my heart race. Chocolate, strawberries and watermelon tend to give me that same rush! I asked my friend what this feeling was. I couldn't quite tell. He told me to talk to a girl and figure it out.
Maybe I should put some cranberry sauce …Read more >