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    November 18, 2010 by Xx-renee-xx
    • Why do psychics ask your name?
    • A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
    • Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
    • Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
    • My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.
    • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
    • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
    • If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
    • Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
    • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
    • Do they …
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